Friday, April 8, 2016

Early Friday (attempts at ) humor

Subject :  insects

1-my wife's cooking is so bad, I saw a fly trying to repair the screen door.
2-my wife's cooking is so bad, I saw a fly trying to commit suicide.
3-  a man walks into a fine, trendy, elegant French restaurant with his companion, a winged insect.
  He says to the waiter, I'll start with a Kir royale, and my dinner will start with the escargots provencale, followed by the chateaubriand , with pommes frites and mushrooms bourguignon. Salade nicoise, and creme fraiche and brûlée.    A bottle of Pinot noir 1967  ....and bring some shit for my fly.

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